Welcome to the Lewtoons Emporium of Questionable Decisions, where fashion meets existential dread and every item screams, "I laughed so hard I forgot my childhood trauma."
Here you'll find:
T-Shirts: Soft enough to cry into, loud enough to get kicked out of PTA meetings.
Mugs: For coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies. Featuring characters who look like the've seen things.
Stickers: Slap'em on your laptop, waterbottle, or emotional baggage.
Each item is lovingly designed by Me in a caffeine - fueled haze, approved by at least one pigeon, and guaranteed to spark conversations like: "Wait...is that worm crying?"
So go ahead and treat yourself to wearable absurdity. Your closet deserves chaos.