Welcome to LewToons

This is the digital bunker where satire meets survival. Fueled by a steady drip of Diet Mountain Dew and the occasional flashback, Lewtoons delivers comic strips that punch through the fog of modern life like a pigeon on a Red Bull bender. Whether you're here for Slugs philosophizing about Garden Domination, Marshmellow's plotting revenge, or pigeons noticing the obvious, you've found the right corner of the internet.

Each cartoon is handcrafted by a veteran of both the U.S. military and the emotional trenches of freelance artistry. Think of it as therapy, but with more punchlines and fewer co-pays.

Slug Life

Welcome to Slug Life, the comic strip that proves you don't need legs-or dignity-to be a hero. Starring Dewey the Slug, a gelatinous philosopher with a Diet Mountain Dew dependency and a deep mistrust of lawn ornaments, this strip crawls boldly into the mulch-covered chaos of suburban existence.

The Pecking Order

The Pecking Order is the comic strip that asks: what happens when you give a pigeon a rank, a vendetta, and absolutely no impulse control? Enter Lt Peck-a wannabe-be drill sergeant who failed the psych exam turned freelance sky cop-patrolling the suburbs with passive-aggresive precision, emotional baggage, and a questionable understanding of gravity.

Toasted Tales

Toasted Tales follows a band of soft, sugar-coated rebels who've had enough. Once victims of endless roasting, these gooey underdogs are now rising up, armed with wit, melted resolve, and a few charred scars to reclaim the campfire that once consumed them. At the heart of it all is Craig, a marshmellow with vengeance issues, a flamethrower made from a repurposed vape pen, and a deep hatred of humans.

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